You do nothing, but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
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In my next life I'm going to be a bear. |
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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing, but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. |
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Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. |
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If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. |
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If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. |
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If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yep..... Gonna be a bear! |
